Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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