Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
we're so committed to being not committed
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