You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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