bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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