Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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