im drinking this country out of the recession.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
50% drunk capacity currently
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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