what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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