i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
So vagazzling was a success
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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