I must be too annoying 4 u.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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