just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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