I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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