Can Purell be used as lube?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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