If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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