Christians are straight up FREAKS
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Randomize
