The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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