quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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