i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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