i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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