I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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