Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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