why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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