How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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