Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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