First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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