What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
