did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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