I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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