Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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