How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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