Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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