we have officially lost it.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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