yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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