I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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