S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
