Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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