He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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