Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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