also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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