yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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