Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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