Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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