ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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