Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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