If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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