My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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