i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
3 2 1 whiskey
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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