What a fucking waste of an outfit
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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