everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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