Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
