Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Just puked most of my soul out..
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