I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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