Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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Oh Jesus.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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